Love

My friend and I talking over a msn, wondering why we are single? and if there is any good points. So....



So reason for being single............



1. I dont want to share - beds, food, sofa - get off !
2. I have the remote and I dont have to watch your films
3. Love isnt a fucking fairytale - it's hard
4. Boys smell - why dont they get that???
5. I'm not a lesbian but sometimes I just wanna scream and cry at things boys do
6. What happened to girl power??? Just cause the spice girls is over doesnt mean it cant live on..
7. I don't have to watch sports and pretend to care
8. You don't make good shopping partners... and what else do I do with my time??
9. Leaving the toilet seat up - eeewwwww
10. Jealous - i dont want to spend my time thinking about you thinking about anyone else but me

But

1. Kissing, touching, sex -- enough said
2. I like the smell of aftershave and I can't keep going round shops spraying myself - I look weird
3. I want someone to cuddle up to on that big sofa
4. I dont like football but love that you care about it - plus if you want run around a field getting all dirty and in little shorts feel free, but lets me look at other players too ;)
5. My relationship status needs to be changed
6. I can join the club that celebrates valentine's day - instead of looking at cards complaining about how it's totally been destroyed and a complete material holiday
7. I like presents for no reason - buying yourself flowers is totally sad
8. You make me smile like no one else does
9. I want someone to send me nice messages so my shit days dont depend badly
10. I don't want to be alone with a cat
11. In the words of Mariah : I cant live if living is without you......................

Signed Carrie Bradshaw (without the Fags) and with creative inspiration from her Miranda (expect she's not ginger)