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I'm a University Student in my 2nd - BSc Psychology ( yes get me!)
University has taught me the following things.... outside of the lecture rooms and books

1. You can drink as much as you want -- till your sick on the street and can't remember your morals, or at least your name and address
2. When you have washing - you can never find change
3. Some people will never have the ability to cook or clean -- and there is no point trying to change them
4. Washing up isnt fun! But neither is eating of the floor...
5. Daytime TV is given a more representation - Why I enjoy a bit of daily chat with my lunch
6. It's amazing how much you can clean with baby wipes
7. Poundland is amazing - £1 for so much
8. When you've had a few drinks you'll eat anything from anywhere
9. If there was a degree in procrastination - I'd certainly get a 1st
10. When do things early, we you can leave them till the last minute
11. Afternoon naps become a regular thing
12. You know the plot of every soap or episode of Friends but aren't aware of the real life news
13. The TV guide determines revision and nights out
14. Powerpoint can be amazingly fun or totally dull - there is nothing in between
15. Your printer will never be your friend when you want to actually print work
16. Free food and unlimited drinks/food is not something to be missed
17. Free gifts are cool, even if you put them in the bin a week later
18. You have a folder of random photos on your computer ---your flatmates door covered in toilet paper, innate objects
19. Receiving parcels and letters is a competion (my parents care that I've left home - but yours sadly do not)
20. When it comes to revision time - you room will never be cleaner and your washing done anything to avoid learning!

That's all I've got but doubt I'll add more!