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Ok shops everywhere - whats with the lack of anything above a dress size 10?? And dont get me started on the shoes (!) I fall in love with a pair of shoes and they are too big or too small!
Sometimes I go shopping and I can buy everything I touch and other times there is nothing I like/looks nice/right size/colour/price ...
I love shopping dont get my wrong but..
Shopping is a sport, its a competion who can wear the best outfit and impress.
You carry heavy bags, march stairs and shops left, right and centre
Remember sizes and pin numbers
Avoid other people who just want to stop right in front of you or exactly what you want
I've been a sales assistant I know how stressful and tiring it is and how boring it can get. I've dealt with Mr and Mrs Bitch before - but I've found sales assistants that I want to drag out the shop and deal them to go home and do something more useful.
Decisions too - deciding if its nice and doesnt make you too tall/fat/short or make your legs too wide/arms look fat/have no shape, make you like your grandma/like your off to a funeral
Fellow shoppers shop with a smile for you are not the only one who just thinks - heck I'll put my pjs on and never leave the house instead